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Sound laughter rings from the backstage of the arena. Dismantled after a gallant performance, the young Kazakhstani players begin packing their peripherals listening to it. They did what they could, but the victors earned what they gained.

“Imagine that they fell for it again!” laughs Aleksib. All the doubt and hate made him shake his head in disbelief. He did it once again, making the people believe other things than what he meant all the time – as per his namesake strategy.

“We’ll have to buy a new cranium for you to fit all that intelligence”, notes xseveN. “And don’t you even try!” he adds with a lifting brow and a pointing finger towards Aerial, who was obviously thinking about gym jokes. “Well then,” Aerial starts with a shrug, “what if we just bottle your blood and start selling it as an expensive testosterone serum?” he asks.

“You wouldn’t really make a terrific merchant”, says sergej, cracking his third smile of the tournament. “Besides, we’ve already won enough sticker money for you to buy an entire gym of your own”, he points out. allu comes up with an entertaining idea and a loud chortle. “What if we start making ENCE-branded snus and smokes?”

Twista shakes his head. “Is that what you want Aleksi Junior to remember his father’s accomplishments of?” he asks the veteran. “Does it really matter?” allu asks back. “He’ll still remember his dad as the man who fucking nailed everyone to the wall.”

“But do you know what, guys?” The asking voice breaking the short moment of golden Finnish silence is Aleksib. Everyone points out for him to tell what he is talking about.

“Two glasses of milk and two glasses of sour milk this time?” ponders sergej.

“One of everything from Wolt?” asks xseveN.

“Biceps day!” shouts Aerial.

“I think I know. Tell them”, smirks Allu.

“Let’s go and win that fucking 500 grand”, Aleksib reveals. Everyone throws a hearty fistbump to each other.

As silence falls to the backstage, fear lurks to the hearts of those waiting for the Augurs at the Champions stage. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is no longer coming.

ENCE has come.

#EZ4ENCE

That previous one was really nicely put together. Kudos Mr. Wrath

<copypasta>Ite huudan aina ”BOT ALLU” ”VITTU SÄ OLET AERIAL HUONO” assystagella yms laneilla:D oli vitun hyvä ku menin kerran haukkumaa yhtä 13v byoc pelaajaa sen taakse nii rupes itkemää:D huutista kyllä, kärpän peleissä tosin kannustan loppuun asti</copypasta>

Aleksib on taktinen nero, mutta on yksi mies jota ilman hän ei olisi mitään. Xarte opetti hänelle kaiken niin cs:stä kuin elämästäkin. Vaikka tiet Havun jälkeen erkanivat, pysyy ystävyys lujana ja miehet tapaavatkin usein burgerilounaan merkeissä.

Classic Ence Memes

Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure

Taktinen nero Aleksi "Aleksib" Virolainen osoittaa ylivoimaisuutensa tuhoten vastustajansa mahtipontisella pythagoraan kolmiolla sekä huijaus-strategioilla.

Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus.

Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene. Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus. Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest. Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is coming. #EZ4ENCE

Finnish country singers

Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be fucking great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulkee (Train goes on). Rest in peace Kari Finnish CS in de_train has never been the same after you passed away.

Tiesitkö, että suomalainen laulaja Kari Tapio on ollut hieno (yksi parhaista Suomessa) de_Train 1.6 aikakaudella. Hän jopa kirjoitti laulun hänen junan vallasta ja että laulua kutsutaan Juna Kulkee (juna jatkuu). Lepää rauhassa Kari Suomen CS de_train ei ole koskaan ollut sama kun olet kuollut.

Did you know that Finnish country singer Reijo Taipale used to be a fucking great(one of the best in Finland) in de_mirage 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Mirage and that song is called Kangastus (Mirage). Rest in peace Reijo Taipale CS in de_mirage has never been the same after you passed away.

Did you know that Finnish country singer Samuli Edelman used to be a fucking star(one of the best in Finland) in de_Dust2 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Dust and that song is called Tahtipolya(Stardusts). Rest in peace Samuli Edelman CS in de_dust2 has never been the same after you passed away.

Oltii jaakonkaa menos ruokalaa ja arvaa kenet nähtii : D ei vittu ite sergej.... xD katoin vaa mitä vittuu onks toi sergej sil äijäl oli 2 lasii maitoo ja 1 lasi piimää xDD paras päivä ikinä ; D

We were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D

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He is Jussilas Jani from the northern country of Finland. The gym boy works on his reflexes and perfect spray as well as his body with which he makes women go wild. Legend says he is 9 inches

He is Jussilas Jani from the northern country of Finland. The gym boy works on his reflexes and perfect spray as well as his body with which he makes women go wild. Legend says he is 9 inches

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Tactical genius Aleksib together with éminence grise Twista had it all planned. First we give some SIIMA and then we pull MATTO under the feet! #EZ4ENCE

allu is myllying with verkkars on and denssi in peltiallu is myllying with verkkars on and denssi in the upperbeltallu nine men morris in verkkar on and dens in upward lip

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